The new form of laziness.

IN the old days we could be lazy and nobody would care.

Now everything we do is monitored by either Apple or some other form of time fascism that impinges upon our waning leisure moments.

But there is an option!!!!!!!

Yes, now we have the option to and read this slowly so you can drink it in in all it deliciousness

We have the option to:

Wait for Google to make a program that will do it for me.

It will be called the 'make Google my unwitting slave project' and all need to do anything at all will end forever.

Its cost is actually free but it does require you to 'invest' $10 as a sign of your comittment to the program. It will then take that money and invest in every Fortune 500 company available.

When you reach retirement age, Google will have accumulated do much money on your behalf you wont have to pay for the expensive nursing home. You do have to then void your contract by dying in a convenient and timely manner before cleaning supplies at the home exactly equal the amount of free hand towells from MacDonalds you stole as a teenager.

Other exciting Google product updates to follow!!!