The World as it stands:
Today
Friends made:3 ( did the rounds with employment agencies.These include new upstart Apple recruitment, Apollo who have me pencilled in Tomorrow for registration and Adecco who made an excellent start by finding me work immediately but unfortunately it turned out not to be too suitable but they were keen! The level is set for Apollo to impress.)
Enemies vanquished.0 peace reigns throughout derby tonight
Curses lifted. 0 but I might stir things up tomorrow so I have something more interesting to write about.
Secrets uncovered:1 I found a new notice board but I'm going to keep its location a secret to further exploit the advertising market in the west Midlands area.
Lives saved. Countless millions. That Oxfam £3 a month is doing wonders. In my mind at least anyway.
Statistics falsified.1 this is a new way of writing for me, I aim purely for comedic value rather than anything so whimsical as real actual facts.
I'll add regular updates and maybe a spreadsheet to amaze and confound,
Today
Friends made:3 ( did the rounds with employment agencies.These include new upstart Apple recruitment, Apollo who have me pencilled in Tomorrow for registration and Adecco who made an excellent start by finding me work immediately but unfortunately it turned out not to be too suitable but they were keen! The level is set for Apollo to impress.)
Enemies vanquished.0 peace reigns throughout derby tonight
Curses lifted. 0 but I might stir things up tomorrow so I have something more interesting to write about.
Secrets uncovered:1 I found a new notice board but I'm going to keep its location a secret to further exploit the advertising market in the west Midlands area.
Lives saved. Countless millions. That Oxfam £3 a month is doing wonders. In my mind at least anyway.
Statistics falsified.1 this is a new way of writing for me, I aim purely for comedic value rather than anything so whimsical as real actual facts.
I'll add regular updates and maybe a spreadsheet to amaze and confound,
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