So, you're website is a thing of beauty, your photo albums are a retweeted example for all, your social networking knowledge is beyond equal. The question is therefore why is your email signature so mundane?
Ladies and gentlemen today I give you my 10 best signatures, written after months of thinking 'I really should make a top 10 list of signatures' I've finally made one, here we go, feel free to use them, moreover, let me know you've pinched it and I'll be thrilled, elated and overjoyed all at the same time because somebody has bothered to let me know. That said I appreciate that time is money but nothing powers the internet along quite like big chunks of copy.
Of course I don't need to explain what these signature normally say but usually something like this suffices:
Please consider the environment before printing this blah blah blah
1 Printing anything is tantamount to genocide, avoid it please.
2 Every time you print, woodland creatures lament the fate of the planet
3 We represent an entity that has an active need to avoid printing
4 Dare you to print this email needlessly. Make your move. Punk
5 I'm disorganized, Print me.
6 Print? Now? This? It'll be happy in whichever folder I put it in.
7 Printing not necessary my friend
8 As a thrilling alternative to printing this I intend to fax it to our London branch
9 People who don't print have more successful relationships.
10 Save the planet by not printing this.
Ladies and gentlemen today I give you my 10 best signatures, written after months of thinking 'I really should make a top 10 list of signatures' I've finally made one, here we go, feel free to use them, moreover, let me know you've pinched it and I'll be thrilled, elated and overjoyed all at the same time because somebody has bothered to let me know. That said I appreciate that time is money but nothing powers the internet along quite like big chunks of copy.
Of course I don't need to explain what these signature normally say but usually something like this suffices:
Please consider the environment before printing this blah blah blah
1 Printing anything is tantamount to genocide, avoid it please.
2 Every time you print, woodland creatures lament the fate of the planet
3 We represent an entity that has an active need to avoid printing
4 Dare you to print this email needlessly. Make your move. Punk
5 I'm disorganized, Print me.
6 Print? Now? This? It'll be happy in whichever folder I put it in.
7 Printing not necessary my friend
8 As a thrilling alternative to printing this I intend to fax it to our London branch
9 People who don't print have more successful relationships.
10 Save the planet by not printing this.
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